The case for Kokoism!
April 15, 2008 by Johnny Camacho
If you’re like me, you’re downright fed up with the same old stuff from the Democratic and Republican Parties, who run under the banner of change, but who will only let us down once again with the same timid decision making! Now, there’s a party for us! In honor of Think Youth’s good friend, Koko Chassid, a new political party has been formed: The Kokoist Party!
The Kokoist Party of America is truly a party of changed policy. In fact, it changes its position on policy every ten minutes. Which other political party can say that?! Read on for more information about the Kokoist platform, as well as some exciting news about the groundwork being laid for a strong Kokoist run at the White House in 2008!
Kokoist Party Platform
- The Kokoist Party of America believes that all men are created equal, except Ron Paul is way more awesome than anyone else!
- The Kokoist Party of America believes in a small government. In fact, the entire federal government should be able to fit inside of a road-side hot dog stand. If it cannot, it is too large!
- The Kokoist Party of America believes in healthcare for all, and then it doesn’t, and then it does again.
- The Kokoist Party of America believes strongly in animal rights, such as the rights of animals to be used as subjects in bloodsports.
- The Kokoist Party of America believes in an end to the war on drugs. We are spending resources in the pursuit of casual drug users that could be better used fighting the real threat to American society: Michael Savage haters.
- The Kokoist Party of America believes that every child should have access to Sean Hannity’s delightful and informative radio program!
- The Kokoist Party believes that global warming is man made, and that the men making it should get tax cuts and SUVs.
Kokoist Party in 2008
The Kokoist Party of America is pleased to announce that, despite our relatively recent formation, we have already fielded a presidential ticket to run in the 2008 general election! This is a big step in the right direction. Go below the fold for an exclusive first-look at the 2008 Kokoist ticket!
Presidential nominee: Obama Youtube accuser and foreign policy expert, Larry Sinclair!
Vice Presidential nominee: Lyndon LaRouche, famed political cult figure whose supporters are said to have broken the crazy barrier, effectively paving the way for Ron Paul revolutionaries everywhere!
Note: This whole post is meant as satire. It’s sad that I even have to offer such a disclaimer.
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you’re a nut
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Jeff,
Is there any chance that the Herkimer County Progressive will endorse Sinclair/LaRouche ‘08?
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Only half of your claims meet the standards of the kokoist party. And it looks like you have been digging through the archives to find these stuff.
And half of them I was talking sarcasticly like by Vick.
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The party chairman has spoken!!
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Is this some sort of anti-semetic joke?? Are you aware that the Koko Chassid is a very respected figure for many Jews? I dont find this funny..
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But on a more serious note I do think that Koko Chassid is actually disgraceful person. His view that Zionists rape not Jews which can be found on his Youtube Videos are just shameful
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Again the archives………
Thats not what I meant see the video again.
Its a shame but people in every religion or cult do sick things.
I do not see how this is anti semitic? But LaRouche has said things before that are racist , So he has been ejected off the ticket! LOL
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Zionism is my old gig now its Michael Savage haters LOL. , I should have taken those videos down , but unfortunately I forgot the password.
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Yes, Mr. Camancho, it is rather sad that you have to offer a disclaimer that your post is satirical. But a lot of these fellows around here couldn’t feel the humor of a statement even if it hit them in the face. Well, especially if it hit them in the face. Everyone’s so serious around here, thank you for attempting to lighten the mood.
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